I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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