Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
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I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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