She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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