I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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