oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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