Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
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This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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