Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
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My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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