hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
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at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
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Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize