Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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