I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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