great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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