i don't like sucking hair
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You pole danced in your parka.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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