I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
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So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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