you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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