pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
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i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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