i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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