Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
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