I feel like abortions should bother me more
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
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I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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