I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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