Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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