good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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