About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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