You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
even my farts smell like vagina
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
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You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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