How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My pussy is not your playground.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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