In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
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I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
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My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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