Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
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Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
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I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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