; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
