i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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