R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
We're not piercing ourselves today.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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