Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
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It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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