i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
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For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
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Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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