I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
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According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Green mimosas i think yes
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
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Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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