You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
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