**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
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I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
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