I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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