Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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