another moral hangover. fuck.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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