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(203): View more from Connecticut

Who wears a wallet chain?!

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(415): View more from California

Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.

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(314): View more from Missouri

hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?

(573): View more from Missouri

pat the guy you slept with

(314): View more from Missouri

still need a last name

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."

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(418): View more from Quebec

I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Can vaginas get frostbite?

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(517): View more from Michigan

Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it

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