if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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