break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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