Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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