Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
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Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
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my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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