I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
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Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
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Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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