You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
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Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
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We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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