Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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