If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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