Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
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i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
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So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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