She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
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Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
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I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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