I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
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I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
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I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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