Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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