he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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